joy shall be yours

Vanessa | Ohio | I love a lot of things, too many things to put in here. |

nick-avallone:

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

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spookytotodile:

i googled best picture on the internet and i am not disappointed

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astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

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africandad:

whenever im trying to do anything

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brago:

mood?

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poncho-luke:

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

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ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

power move

Update: the someone is my father

does he have a flashlight

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

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teratomarty:

stephrc79:

So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston

And in their guest room is a door.

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And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.

But no!

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There are STAIRS in that closet!

Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?

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Up to the black void attic of course.

But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.

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Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???

Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.

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Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).

But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.

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That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.

Funzies!

Because guess what.

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That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.

Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.

Gotta love Boston architecture.

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i-am-your-northern-star:

dethgreetsmewarm:

i-am-your-northern-star:

dethgreetsmewarm:

i-am-your-northern-star:

For some of you guys who dont realise how large moose are

Holy fuck! Dude, what the hell!!?

They big

Is this why Canadians ride them into battle?

Yes. Its also why they apologise so much. The moose crash into everything

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thebootydiaries:

dadsquart:

thebootydiaries:

night out with the boys

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socking up a cold foot with the lads

Hmm . Wish I hadn’t seen this

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adeptus-sororitas-official:

theamazingatheist:

Hello, Tumblr. Come at me. I’m TJ, or The Amazing Atheist, AKA everything your safe spaces don’t allow.

Watch me get anonymous hate for this… triggered?

Sir this is a McDonalds

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no-url-ideas-tho:

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. no one should be terrified of every tiny little mistake they might make. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow and change.

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localstarboy:

I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SOO FUCKKNG HARD

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